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DO NOT DELETE THIS - READ FIRST - IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE!

This Really Works!

Give Your

Future Five Minutes And Read This Email

It Will Change

Your Life!

A One Time Investment Of $25 Plus This Simple

Technology

Could Make You Financially Secure For

Life!

Just Because This Is Easy doesn't

mean it's not Honest, or Real Business. Keep

Working Hard or Learn to Work Smart. What do you think

Successful People Do?

This is a completely documented method to Get

Wealthy and Anyone regardless of Age, Race, State of Health, Country

of origin, or Financial Standing can participate. No Education or

Special Experience is needed. Within the next two weeks you could

be well on your way to a $500,000.00 income. Imagine being able to

make over a half million dollars every 4 to 5 months from your home.

THANK'S TO THE COMPUTER AGE AND THE INTERNET

AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV:

PARENTS OF 15 - YEAR OLD - FIND

$71,000 CASH HIDDEN IN HIS CLOSET!

Does this headline look familiar? Of course it

does. You most likely have just seen this story recently featured

on a major nightly news program (USA). And reported elsewhere in the

world. His mother was cleaning and putting laundry away when she came

across a large brown paper bag that was suspiciously buried beneath

some clothes and a skateboard in the back of her 15-year-old sons

closet. Nothing could have prepared her for the shock she got when

she opened the bag and found it was full of cash. Five-Dollar Bills,

Twenties, Fifties and Hundreds - all neatly rubber-banded in labelled

piles.

"My first thought was that he had robbed a bank",

says the 41-year-old woman, "There was over $71,000 Dollars in that

bag -- that's more than my husband earns in a year".

The woman immediately called her husband at the

car-dealership where he worked to tell him what she had discovered.

He came home right away, and they drove together to the boys school,

and picked him up. Little did they suspect that where the money came

from, was more shocking than actually finding it in the closet.

As it turns out, the boy had been sending out,

via E-mail, a type of "Report" to E-mail addresses that he obtained

off the Internet. Everyday after school for the past 2 months, he

had been doing this right on his computer in his bedroom.

"I just got the E-mail one day and I figured what

the heck, I put my name on it like the instructions said and I started

sending it out", says the clever 15-year-old.

The E-mail letter listed 5 addresses and contained

instructions to send one $5 dollar bill to each person on the list,

then delete the address at the bottom and move the others addresses Down

, and finally to add your name to the top of the list.

The letter goes on to state that you would receive

Several Thousand Dollars in Five-Dollar Bills within 2 weeks if you

sent out the letter with your name at the top of the 5-address list.

"I get junk E-mail all the time, and really did not think it was going

to work", the boy continues.

Within the first few days of sending out the E-mail,

the Post Office Box that his parents had gotten him for his video-game

magazine subscriptions began to fill up with not magazines, but envelopes

containing $5 Bills.

"About a week later I rode [my bike] down to the

post office and my box had 1 magazine and about 300 envelops stuffed

in it. There was also a yellow slip that said I had to go up to the

[post office] counter. I thought I was in trouble or something (laughs)".

He goes on, "I went up to the counter and they had a whole box of

more mail for me. I had to ride back home and empty out my backpack

because I could not carry it all". Over the next few weeks, the boy

continued sending out the E-mail."The money just kept coming in and

I just kept sorting it and stashing it in the closet, barely had time

for my homework".He had also been riding his bike to several of the

banks in his area and exchanging the $5 bills for twenties, fifties

and hundreds.

"I didn't want the banks to get suspicious so

I kept riding to different banks with like five thousand at a time

in my backpack. I would usually tell the lady at the bank counter

that my dad had sent me in to exchange the money and he was outside

waiting for me.One time the lady gave me a really strange look and

told me that she would not be able to do it for me and my dad would

have to come in and do it, but I just rode to the next bank down the

street (laughs)." Surprisingly, the boy did not have any reason to

be afraid.The reporting news team examined and investigated the so-called

"chain-letter" the boy was sending out and found that it was not a

chain-letter at all.In fact, it was completely legal according to

US Postal and Lottery Laws, Title 18, Section 1302 and 1341, or Title

18, Section 3005 in the US code, also in the code of federal regulations,

Volume 16, Sections 255 and 436, which state a product or service

must be exchanged for money received.

Every five-dollar bill that he received contained

a little note that read, "Please send me report number XYX".This simple

note made the letter legal because he was exchanging a service (A

Report on how-to) for a five-dollar fee.

[This is the end of the media release. If you

would like to understand how the system works and get your $71,000

plus - please continue reading. What appears below is what the 15

year old was sending out on the net - YOU CAN USE IT TOO - just follow

the simple instructions].

BE AN INTERNET MILLIONAIRE LIKE OTHERS

WITHIN A YEAR!!!

Before you say ''Bull'', please read the following.

This is the letter you have been hearing about on the news lately.

Due to the popularity of this letter on the Internet, a national weekly

news program recently devoted an entire show to the investigation

of this program described below, to see if it really can make people

money. The show also investigated whether or not the program was legal.

Their findings proved once and for all that there

are ''absolutely NO Laws prohibiting the participation in the program

and if people can "follow the simple instruction" they are bound to

make some mega bucks with only $25 out of pocket cost''.

DUE TO THE RECENT INCREASE OF POPULARITY &

RESPECT THIS PROGRAM HAS ATTAINED, IT IS CURRENTLY WORKING BETTER

THAN EVER.

This is what one had to say:

''Thanks to this profitable

opportunity". I was approached many times before but each time I

passed on it. I am so glad I finally joined just to see what one

could expect in return for the minimal effort and money required.

To my astonishment, I received a total $ 610,470.00 in 21 weeks,

with money still coming in''.

Pam

Hedland

Fort

Lee, New Jersey.

Another said:

"This program has been

around for a long time but I never believed in it. But one day when

I received this again in the mail I decided to gamble my $25 on

it. I followed the simple instructions and Wa-laa ..... 3 weeks

later the money started to come in. First month I only made $240.00

but the next 2 months after that I made a total of $290,000.00.

So far, in the past 8 months by re-entering the program, I have

made over $710,000.00 and I am playing it again. The key to success

in this program is to follow the simple steps and NOT change anything."

More testimonials later but first...

PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTURE REFERENCE

If you would like to make

at least $500,000 every 4 to 5 months easily and

comfortably, please read the

following...THEN READ IT AGAIN and AGAIN !!!

FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS BELOW

AND YOUR FINANCIAL DREAMS WILL COME TRUE!

INSTRUCTIONS:

For each report, send $5 CASH, THE

NAME & NUMBER OF THE REPORT YOU ARE ORDERING and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS

to the person whose name appears ON THAT LIST next to the report.

MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON YOUR ENVELOPE TOP LEFT CORNER

in case of any mail problems.

WHEN YOU PLACE YOUR ORDER,

MAKE SURE YOU ORDER EACH OF THE 5 REPORTS!

You will need all 5 reports so that you can save

them on your computer and resell them.

YOUR TOTAL COST $5 X 5 = $25.00

(That's what I spend every time I take my girlfriend

to the movies)

Within a few days you will receive, via e-mail,

each of the 5 reports from these 5 different individuals. Save

them on your computer so they will be accessible for you to send to

the 1,000's of people who will order them from you. Also make a floppy

of these reports and keep it in your desk in case something happens

to your computer.

IMPORTANT:

DO NOT alter the names of the people who

are listed next to each report, or their sequence on the list, in

any way other than what is instructed below in step '' 1 through 6

'' or you will loose out on the majority of your profits. Once you

understand the way this works, you will also see how it does not work

if you change it. Remember, this method has been tested, and if

you alter it, it will NOT work !!! People have tried to put their

friends/relatives names on all five thinking they could get all the

money. But it does not work this way. Believe us, some have tried

to be greedy and then nothing happened. So Do Not try to change anything

other than what is instructed. Because if you do, it will not work

for you. Remember, Honesty Reaps The Reward!!!

This

IS a legitimate BUSINESS. You

are offering

a product for sale and getting paid for it.

Treat it as such and

you will be VERY profitable in a short period of time

After you have ordered all

5 reports, take this advertisement and REMOVE the name & address

of the person in REPORT # 5. This person has made it through the

cycle and is no doubt counting their fortune. Email them and ask

that's what I always did.

Move the name & address

in REPORT # 4 down TO REPORT # 5.

Move the name & address

in REPORT # 3 down TO REPORT # 4.

Move the name & address

in REPORT # 2 down TO REPORT # 3.

Move the name & address

in REPORT # 1 down TO REPORT # 2

Insert YOUR name & address

in the REPORT # 1 Position.

PLEASE MAKE SURE you copy every name &

address ACCURATELY

(Just cut and paste! This is critical to YOUR

success.

Take this entire letter, with the modified list of

names, and save it on your computer.

DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER CHANGES

Save this on a disk as well just in case if

you loose any data. To assist you with marketing your business

on the internet, the 5 reports you purchase will provide you with

invaluable marketing information which includes how to send bulk e-mails

legally, where to find thousands of free classified ads and much more.

There are 2 Primary methods to get this venture going:

METHOD # 1: BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY

Let's say that you decide to start small, just

to see how it goes, and we will assume You and those involved send

out only 5,000 e-mails each. Let's also assume

that the mailing receives only a 0.2% (2/10 of

1%) response (the response could be much better but lets just say

it is only 0.2%). Also many people will send out hundreds of thousands

e-mails instead of only 5,000 each). Continuing with this example,

you send out only 5,000 e-mails.

With a 0.2% response, that is only 10 orders for

report # 1. Those 10 people responded by sending out 5,000 e-mail

each for a total of 50,000. Out of those 50,000 e-mails only 0.2%

responded with orders. That's=100 people responded and ordered Report

# 2.

Those 100 people mail out 5,000 e-mails each for

a total of 500,000 e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is 1000 orders

for Report # 3.

Those 1000 people send 5,000 e-mail each for a

total of 5 million e-mail sent out. The 0.2% response is 10,000 orders

for Report # 4.

Those 10,000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each

for a total of 50,000,000 (50 million) e-mails. The 0.2% response

to that is 100,000 orders for Report # 5.

THAT'S 100,000 ORDERS TIMES $5 EACH = $500,000.00

(half a million dollars).

Your total income in this example is: 1... $50

+ 2..... $500 + 3..... $5,000 + 4..... $50,000 + 5....$500,000 ....

Grand Total=$555,550.00

NUMBERS DO

NOT LIE

GET A PENCIL

& PAPER AND FIGURE OUT THE WORST POSSIBLE RESPONSES AND NO MATTER

HOW YOU CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL STILL MAKE A LOT OF MONEY! (I did it

was $55,000 in four months)

REMEMBER, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE ORDERING

OUT OF 5,000 YOU MAILED TO. Dare to think for a moment what would

happen if everyone or half or even one 4th of those people mailed

100,000 e-mails each or more? There are 580.78 million people on the

Internet worldwide and counting, with thousands of more coming on

line every day.

Believe me, there isn't any better way to make

money!

METHOD # 2: BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET

Advertising on the net is very, very inexpensive

and there are hundreds of FREE places to advertise. Placing a lot

of free ads on the Internet will easily get a larger response. We

strongly suggest you start with Method # 1 and add METHOD #2 as you

go along. For every $5 you receive, all you must do is e-mail them

the Report they ordered. That's it. Always provide same day service

on all orders.

This will guarantee that the e-mail they send

out, with your name and address on it, will be prompt because they

can not advertise until they receive the report.

The reason for the "cash" is not because this

is illegal or somehow "wrong". It is simply about time. Time for checks

or credit cards to be cleared or approved, etc. Concealing it is simply

so no one can SEE there is money in the envelope and steal it before

it gets to you.

ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY.

Notes:

Always send $5 cash (U.S. CURRENCY) for each Report.

Checks NOT accepted. Make sure the cash is concealed by wrapping it

in at least 2 sheets of paper or foil will also work. On one of those

sheets of paper, write the NUMBER & the NAME of the Report you

are ordering, YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS and your name and postal address.

AVAILABLE REPORTS

PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW:

REPORT #1:

"The Insider's Guide To Advertising

For Free On The Net"

Order Report #1 From:

H. Marston

PO Box 800025

Roswell, GA 30075-0001

REPORT #2:

"The Insider's Guide To Sending

Bulk E-mail On The Net"

Order Report #2 From:

S. Halm

PO Box 518

Huger, SC 29450-9998

REPORT #3:

"Secret To

Multilevel Marketing On The Net"

Order Report #3 From:

C. D. Cole

233 140th Ave. East

Madeira Beach, FL 33708

REPORT #4:

"How To Become A Millionaire Utilizing

MLM & The Net"

Order Report #4 From:

J. Reynolds

509A Easterby St.

Sausalito, CA. 94965

REPORT #5:

"How To Safely Send 2 Million Emails

For Virtually No Money"

Order Report #5 From:

J. Schneider

P.O. Box 141952

Spokane Washington 99214

There are currently more than

570,000,000 people online worldwide!

$$$$$$$

YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES $$$$$$$

Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success:

If you do not receive at least 10 orders for Report

#1 within 2 weeks, continue sending e-mails until you do.

After you have received 10 orders, 2 to 3 weeks

after that you should receive 100 orders or more for REPORT # 2. If

you did not, continue advertising or sending e-mails until you do.

**Once you have received 100 or more orders for

Report# 2, YOU CAN RELAX, because the system is already working for

you, and the cash will continue to roll in! THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER:

Every time your name is moved down on the list, you are placed in

front of a Different report.

You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching

which report people are ordering from you. IF YOU WANT TO GENERATE

MORE INCOME SEND ANOTHER BATCH OF E-MAILS AND START THE WHOLE PROCESS

AGAIN. There is NO LIMIT to the income you can generate from this

business!!!

FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS

PROGRAM:

You have just received information that can give

you financial freedom for the rest of your life, with NO RISK and

JUST A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT. You can make more money in the next few

weeks and months than you have ever imagined. Follow the program EXACTLY

AS INSTRUCTED. Do not change it in any way. It works exceedingly well

as it is now. Remember to e-mail a copy of this exciting report after

you have put your name and address in Report #1 and moved others to

#2...# 5 as instructed above. One of the people you send this to may

send out 100,000 or more e-mails and your name will be on every one

of them. (Just to let you know anyone who sends money to Cole Schulte

(me) I send out least 5 million a month, there are bulk emails companies

you can hire and they do all the work for you...) Remember though,

the more you send out the more potential customers you will reach.

So my friend, I have given you the ideas, information, materials and

opportunity to become financially independent. IT IS UP TO YOU NOW!

MORE TESTIMONIALS

"My name is Mitchell.

My wife, Jody and I live in Chicago. I am an accountant with a major

U.S.Corporation and I make pretty good money. When I received this

program I grumbled to Jody about receiving 'junk mail'. I made fun

of the whole thing, spouting my knowledge of the population and

percentages involved. I 'knew' it wouldn't work. Jody totally ignored

my supposed intelligence and few days later she jumped in with both

feet. I made merciless fun of her, and was ready to lay the old

'I told you so' on her when the thing didn't work. Well, the laugh

was on me! Within 3 weeks she had received 50 responses. Within

the next 45 days she had received total $ 147,200.00 ........ all

cash! I was shocked. I have joined Jody in her 'hobby'."

Mitchell Wolf M.D.,

Chicago, Illinois

"Not being the gambling

type, it took me several weeks to make up my mind to participate

in this plan. But conservative as I am, I decided that the initial

investment was so little that there was just no way that I wouldn't

get enough orders to at least get my money back. I was surprised

when I found my medium size post office box crammed with orders.

I made $319,210.00 in the first 12 weeks. The nice thing about this

deal is that it does not matter where people live. There simply

isn't a better investment with a faster return and so big".

Dan Sondstrom,

Alberta, Canada

"I had received this

program before. I deleted it, but later I wondered if I should have

given it a try. Of course, I had no idea who to contact to get another

copy, so I had to wait until I was e-mailed again by someone else........11

months passed then it luckily came again...... I did not delete

this one! I made more than $490,000 on my first try and all the

money came within 22 weeks".

Susan De Suza,

New York, N.Y.

"It really is a great

opportunity to make relatively easy money with little cost to you.

I followed the simple instructions carefully and within 10 days

the money started to come in. My first month I made $ 20,560.00

and by the end of third month my total cash count was $ 362,840.00.

Life is beautiful, Thanx to the internet".

Fred Dellaca,

Westport, New Zealand

ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY, GET

STARTED ON YOUR ROAD TO

FINANCIAL FREEDOM!

If you have any questions

as to the legality of this program, contact the Office of

Associate Director for Marketing Practices,

Bureau of Consumer Protection, Washington, D.C.

This message is sent in

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